Actors:
Robin (Alvy's ex-wife) - Janet Margolin
Alvy Singer - Woody Allen
Script:
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ROBIN
There's Henry Drucker. He has a chair
in history at Princeton. Oh, the short
man is Hershel Kaminsky. He has a chair
in philosophy at Cornell.
ALVY
Yeah, two more chairs and they got a
dining-room set.
ROBIN
Why are you so hostile?
ALVY
(Sighing)
'Cause I wanna watch the Knicks on
television.
ROBIN
(Squinting)
Is that Paul Goodman? No. And be nice
to the host because he's publishing my
book. Hi, Doug! Douglas Wyatt.
"A Foul-Rag-and-Bone Shop-of-the-Heart."
They move through the rooms, Robin holding a drink in one hand, her arm draped
in Alvy's; the crowd mills around them.
ALVY
(Taking Robin's hand)
I'm so tired of spending evenings making
fake insights with people who work for
Dysentery.
ROBIN
Commentary.
ALVY
Oh, really, I heard that Commentary and
Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery.